2009-04-17 - Reflections
2009-04-07 - Party All the Time
2009-03-10 - New Menu Item
2009-02-24 - Odds and Ends. But Mostly Odds…
2009-02-13 - Seriously?
2009-01-12 - Commitment to Mediocrity
2008-12-23 - Happy Holidays
2008-10-31 - DBB Solves the Economic Crisis
2008-10-09 - Holy Shit....an Update
2008-08-22 - I’m a Fucking Athlete
2008-08-15 - Fuzzy Yellow Balls*
2008-08-01 - Sorry
2008-07-18 - Sorry I Just Shit Myself
2008-07-16 - Dumb Questions
2008-07-08 - ‘Scaping
2008-07-07 - BMOC
2008-06-25 - Sports, Jealousy and Hair Metal
2008-06-18 - Kill Yourself Before I Have to Kill You
2008-06-16 - Eating Bugs
2008-06-13 - New Project
2008-06-12 - Sauna
2008-06-04 - I Hate Retards
2008-06-03 - Walk Like a Man
2008-06-02 - Update
2008-05-20 - A Bad Sixteen Hours
2008-05-15 - Business Plan
2008-05-06 - Cinco de Ugh
2008-04-29 - Buy a Dictionary
2008-04-25 - Inappropriate and Creepy
2008-04-24 - Parallel
2008-04-23 - Hats Off
2008-04-22 - A M0dest Proposal
2008-04-18 - Paging R0n Jeremy
2008-04-16 - This Post Is Like a Broken Pencil: Pointless
2008-04-11 - An Update on Light Fixtures
2008-04-09 - Weekend Update
2008-03-28 - Irony, Consumerism and Sadistic Bartenders
2008-03-20 - My MP3 Files are Still Taunting Me
2008-03-17 - HIGH SCHOOL SURVEY
2008-03-14 - I Suck
2008-03-07 - Second Time is the Charm
2008-03-05 - Awkward Introductions
2008-03-03 - Quick Hitter
2008-02-23 - Unrequitted, er, Something That's More Than Like
2008-02-15 - I Am Officially Going to Hell
2008-02-13 - I’m Back in the Game
2008-02-12 - Interesting Data
2008-02-11 - I’m Watching You
2008-02-07 - Southern Hells Belles
2008-02-06 - Do You Like Popsicles?
2008-02-02 - Ugh
2008-01-31 - H00p Dreams
2008-01-29 - Multi-Tasking
2008-01-28 - Rednecks
2008-01-24 - What a Weird Weekend II
2008-01-22 - What a Weird Weekend
2008-01-17 - The Talk
2008-01-15 - Need Your Advice
2008-01-15 - Hell Version 2.0
2008-01-10 - Family Matters
2008-01-08 - B@thtub Full of Sh!t
2008-01-02 - Happy New Year
2007-12-21 - Trivial
2007-12-20 - Best Laid to Plans (to get Laid)
2007-12-19 - Tequila and Strippers
2007-12-18 - Goosing the Gander
2007-12-13 - Ratios
2007-12-10 - Single With T0ys
2007-12-06 - Prohibitive
2007-12-05 - Santa, Why Do You Smell Like Fish?
2007-12-04 - By “Not at All,” You Clearly Mean “Too Much”
2007-11-30 - Alive
2007-11-20 - Riot Gear
2007-11-19 - Harem Scarem
2007-11-14 - I am Nothing if Not an Educator
2007-11-13 - Weekend
2007-11-09 - Multiple Reasons Why I Suck
2007-11-08 - Gargoyles, Froot Loops and Geography as a Chastity Belt
2007-11-06 - Can’t We All Just Get Along?
2007-11-05 - Go ahead, Make me
2007-11-01 - It’s a Freak Show
2007-10-31 - Trick or Treat
2007-10-29 - Assbook
2007-10-24 - Scenarios
2007-10-18 - Quotes
2007-10-16 - Football, Sun and Beer
2007-10-15 - Aren’t You Sick of Me Yet?
2007-10-12 - With Friends Like These…
2007-10-03 - Rico Suave
2007-10-01 - F!re in the Hole
2007-10-01 - F!re in the Hole
2007-09-24 - Fall Down Drunk
2007-09-14 - Marathon
2007-09-10 - Media Affairs
2007-09-05 - Blowed Up
2007-08-26 - Strange
2007-08-24 - Compliments
2007-08-23 - Whether Vain?
2007-08-21 - Edu-ma-cation
2007-08-17 - Sadistics
2007-08-16 - I am the King of Bad Decisions
2007-08-15 - Call me J0hnny Drama
2007-08-13 - Heaven and Hell
2007-08-09 - Del B0ca Vista ,Version 2.0
2007-08-08 - I Know I Shouldn’t Smoke This Rock of Crack But…
2007-08-06 - I Don’t Go Looking for Trouble, Trouble Comes After Me Like a Bloodhound
2007-08-05 - Holy Heatstroke Batman!
2007-07-29 - Holy Crap it’s been a long time since I posted!
2007-07-27 - I'm still alive, just busy
2007-07-06 - Hand Jive
2007-07-05 - Bring It On
2007-07-02 - You have a what where?
2007-06-28 - Life’s a Beach
2007-06-26 - Quick Update
2007-06-24 - Latex Hell
2007-06-12 - Definitely Not a Date
2007-06-10 - Trouble
2007-06-07 - P!mps, Vit@mins and Offers Refused
2007-06-03 - Uh-Oh
2007-05-31 - Fucking Cocks Keeping Me Up All Night
2007-05-24 - Shortie
2007-05-21 - Bender (and I don’t mean the robot from Futur@ma)
2007-05-16 - Is that a skirt or a headband?
2007-05-08 - Musical Household Appliances
2007-05-07 - D!ck Jokes
2007-04-24 - Isn’t Paternal a Football Coach?
2007-04-20 - BP Doesnt Stand for British Petroleum
2007-04-17 - Road Trip, Monday edition
2007-04-13 - Update
2007-04-12 - Don Who?
2007-04-02 - Things You Should Know
2007-04-02 - We Stand Alone Together
2007-03-28 - The Queen City
2007-03-22 - The Tell Tale Heart
2007-03-21 - Hookers
2007-03-20 - F*ck me I’m Irish
2007-03-19 - I’m a Posting Machine Not
2007-03-06 - My Real World, Part II
2007-03-05 - My “Real World”
2007-03-01 - Un-Bearable
2007-02-28 - Three in a Row?
2007-02-27 - Ma Bell is a Whore
2007-02-26 - Holiday Weekend Part II and Non-Holiday Weekend
2007-02-19 - Holiday Weekend
2007-02-14 - Happy VD
2007-02-09 - My “G00d Wi11 Hunting” Moment
2007-02-08 - Music Depreciation
2007-02-05 - Oh For Fuck’s Sake
2007-02-02 - Keys to the Kingdom
2007-01-24 - My Liver Hurts
2007-01-18 - Weekend of 1000 Birthdays
2007-01-12 - Lobster Reunion
2007-01-08 - Logic?
2007-01-05 - Amateur Night 2007
2006-12-29 - Eaten by Wolves
2006-12-21 - Ugh
2006-12-18 - Whassup, bitches?
2006-12-13 - Brain Droppings
2006-12-12 - Shooting Beavers in a Barrel
2006-12-11 - Walk of Shame
2006-12-04 - Major and Minor What?
2006-12-01 - Paranoia?
2006-11-29 - Hippies
2006-11-28 - Ham Squared and a Date with Kramer
2006-11-16 - Underwater Football
2006-11-09 - At the Movies
2006-11-07 - I can’t make love to you, you have two first names
2006-11-02 - Irish Livers are Smiling
2006-10-30 - Boo
2006-10-23 - “I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.”
2006-10-18 - I Hate People
2006-10-17 - Oktoberfestivus
2006-10-16 - Birthday Bender Part II
2006-10-12 - Menta Lee Il*
2006-10-06 - Birthday Bender, Part I
2006-10-05 - Oh Dear God This Is Funny
2006-10-04 - The Elderly
2006-09-26 - Multicultural History of P0rn
2006-09-20 - Geopolitically Incorrect
2006-09-19 - At Least They Aren’t Red
2006-09-17 - Catching Up
2006-09-08 - A Good Date Wasted
2006-09-01 - Tripods, Lesbians and Sperm Banks
2006-08-30 - Public Service Announcement
2006-08-28 - Irish Lasses with Nice Asses
2006-08-24 - Sweet Dreams
2006-08-22 - DBB Gone Wild: Part I
2006-08-21 - “You may tell jokes, Dr. Big Beef, but you are no Comedian”
2006-08-18 - Super, Thanks for Playing
2006-08-17 - My Humble Apologies, My Liege
2006-08-11 - I Feel So Loved
2006-08-08 - Ain’t Skeered
2006-08-01 - Project Yellow Light
2006-07-31 - You Taste Like Beer
2006-07-27 - Dirty Hippies
2006-07-26 - Ass of the 9th
2006-07-19 - Wild M0nkey Sex
2006-07-18 - Lumberg Must Die
2006-07-10 - More Meat
2006-06-30 - Doublemint Gum
2006-06-29 - Hockey
2006-06-28 - Macho Business Donkey Wrest1er
2006-06-27 - Daddy Like
2006-06-26 - “You’re calling from the cage, aren’t you?”
2006-06-22 - “Suck Me Beautiful”
2006-06-21 - Epic Weekend Part II
2006-06-20 - Epic Weekend
2006-06-19 - The Sporting News
2006-06-15 - Ballgames, beers and breasts
2006-06-09 - Tear the Roof off the Sucka’
2006-06-07 - The Ass Moustache
2006-06-01 - Mammorial Day II
2006-05-30 - Mammorial Day
2006-05-25 - Help, Please
2006-05-24 - Statistical anomaly
2006-05-23 - School Daze II: Homecoming
2006-05-22 - School Daze I: The S!ck Boys
2006-05-19 - Tattoos, Sizzler and a Lack of Trousers
2006-05-17 - Occam’s Mach 3 Razor
2006-05-16 - What’s that in your pocket?
2006-05-15 - Cougars, Sex Chairs and Tequila
2006-05-11 - Mind Games
2006-05-04 - Attention Whore or Fantasy Preserver?
2006-05-03 - Katrina was a Giant Bitch, Part II
2006-05-02 - Katrina was a Giant Bitch
2006-04-24 - Bad Math
2006-04-21 - EE Wha?
2006-04-20 - Play Ball!
2006-04-18 - Fourth Input?!?
2006-04-17 - Parents’ Night
2006-04-14 - Jury Doody
2006-04-13 - Party Fallout
2006-04-11 - The Host with the Most
2006-04-04 - Civic Duty Can Lick My Ass
2006-03-31 - Dress Code
2006-03-30 - I’m A Scrupuful Guy
2006-03-28 - Is that a tattoo or an autograph?
2006-03-24 - Drinking with Mom
2006-03-23 - I Enjoy Playing With Fuzzy Yellow Balls
2006-03-21 - St. Patrick’s Day
2006-03-17 - A Chance of Showers
2006-03-16 - Intestinal Distress
2006-03-14 - Jean Claude Killy Skis Drunk, Too
2006-03-10 - Spit Take
2006-03-09 - “Politics are like sausage…
2006-03-07 - Meh. Crappy Weekend.
2006-03-03 - Conference Room Nazis
2006-03-02 - Please Cut Off My Head
2006-02-28 - A Marathon of Hops, Gin and a Walk Spoiled
2006-02-27 - Super Duper Pooper
2006-02-24 - Weeknight Silliness
2006-02-23 - Puerto Rico, Part III
2006-02-22 - Puerto Rico Part II
2006-02-21 - Puerto Rico Part I
2006-02-15 - Beer, Billiards and Hotel Room Keys
2006-02-14 - Why Public Transportation is Great
2006-02-13 - Celebrity Sex Camp
2006-02-09 - Random Crap
2006-02-08 - It’s Stagger-ing
2006-02-07 - Ghetto malls, inflammation and the Super Bowl
2006-02-06 - Quality not quantity
2006-02-03 - What’s the name of GW’s secret society? Skullfuck?
2006-02-02 - Worship of Furry Ground Rodents
2006-02-01 - 100 Things part II
2006-01-31 - 100 Things
2006-01-30 - “We Call Ourselves…The Aristocrats!”
2006-01-27 - You want me to put my face where while you do what?
2006-01-26 - That Server Gets No Tip
2006-01-25 - 20 Questions, Part II
2006-01-24 - 20 Questions, Part I
2006-01-23 - Nice doggie
2006-01-20 - Sme11 My Face
2006-01-19 - All We Need Now are Kid and/or Play
2006-01-18 - “No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball”
2006-01-17 - Dear Flabby
2006-01-12 - The Debate Team
2006-01-10 - Boondoggle Saints
2006-01-09 - Questions that you want to ask, but probably shouldn’t
2006-01-05 - Optional oral surgery, nipples and Chinese anal beads
2006-01-04 - Polar Bears, Girl Scouts and Name Recognition
2005-12-29 - Como se dice, “cleavage”?
2005-12-28 - Stop it. Seriously. You Pervert.
2005-12-21 - You Can’t Spell “Holiday Party” without “Ho”
2005-12-20 - Isn't that a Whitesnake Song?
2005-12-15 - Analyze This
2005-12-13 - I’m Down with Catching Up
2005-12-11 - Del Boca Vista
2005-12-06 - Three Cheers for Whores
2005-12-02 - Survey Results
2005-11-22 - Cheer Tuesday
2005-11-21 - Bivalves, Booze and Bitches
2005-11-18 - Father of the Year
2005-11-17 - Billiards, Porn and Strippers with Santa Hats
2005-11-15 - Hip Hip Hooray, It’s Cheer Tuesday!
2005-11-14 - DBB Supports the Arts
2005-11-09 - That Takes Balls
2005-11-08 - Beware of Hot Women Bearing Sushi
2005-11-07 - Hail, Hail the Gang’s All Cheer
2005-11-04 - Making Up For Lost Time
2005-11-01 - All Temperature Cheer
2005-10-31 - Trick or treat
2005-10-28 - Holy Crap
2005-10-27 - C’mon, People, We Aren’t That Complicated
2005-10-25 - Varsity Blues
2005-10-21 - “I Want My Two Dollars!”
2005-10-20 - The Football Gods Can Lick My Ass
2005-10-19 - Antarctica Post-script and Photos
2005-10-18 - Antarctica III: Field Camp
2005-10-17 - Antarctica II: Memoirs from Base Camp
2005-10-14 - A Remarkable Lack of Polar Bears
2005-10-13 - Is this a Poison Song?*
2005-10-12 - Aggressive Midgets, Wet whores and “Intimate” Accessorizing
2005-10-10 - Cute Baby, Whats Her Name?
2005-10-07 - Give Me a V!
2005-10-06 - You Say It’s Your Birthday?
2005-10-04 - Happy Birthday to Me
2005-09-29 - The Amazing Tattoo Coincidence
2005-09-27 - How’s that Foot Taste?
2005-09-26 - Not Another Teen Movie
2005-09-21 - The Big Apple/The Garden State
2005-09-16 - I’m a Winner!
2005-09-13 - Football, Low-carb Carbs and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
2005-09-12 - Labor Day of Love (of Drinking) Part II
2005-09-07 - A Labor Day of Love (of Drinking) Part I
2005-09-06 - Dr Ruth
2005-09-02 - Hola
2005-08-24 - Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
2005-08-23 - Perhaps you should choose your file names more carefully
2005-08-19 - A Hiccup in the Plan
2005-08-18 - Maine
2005-08-17 - Belgium Can Go Fornicate with its Mother
2005-08-09 - Take Me Out to the Ballgame
2005-08-08 - “Como estan, bitches?”
2005-08-01 - Is this my life?
2005-07-29 - Where’s Waldo
2005-07-27 - 100th Entry
2005-07-26 - Mental Owl Pellets
2005-07-25 - Flesh Eating Bacteria
2005-07-23 - New Orleans DaysThree and Four
2005-07-21 - New Orleans Days One and Two
2005-07-19 - The Kegger that Thinks It’s a Festival
2005-07-18 - What time is it? Beer Thirty.
2005-07-15 - Silliness
2005-07-11 - Tennis, Dreams and the Algebra Teacher
2005-07-08 - Sausage Fest 2005
2005-07-06 - Fourth of July
2005-06-30 - BBQ
2005-06-24 - I Sure Do Have A Lot of Ones In My Wallet
2005-06-23 - Druid Beers, Bullmoose and Urine Calligraphy
2005-06-21 - DBB’s Alive Party
2005-06-20 - Prez Stories II: So you are getting married, Part III
2005-06-16 - Prez Stories II: So you’re getting married, Part Two
2005-06-14 - Giant Cookies and Sex for Beer
2005-06-13 - Bend it Like Suckham
2005-06-10 - Is that a Burrito in Your Pants?
2005-06-09 - Genetics
2005-06-02 - Random Excrement
2005-06-01 - The Surface of the Sun II
2005-05-30 - The Surface of the Sun
2005-05-20 - Were Your Parents First Cousins?
2005-05-16 - Fast Track to Hell
2005-05-13 - “Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck”
2005-05-11 - Pizza, Beer and My Harem
2005-05-09 - Holy Fucking Weekend II
2005-05-08 - Holy Fucking Weekend
2005-05-06 - Back Off the Wagon
2005-05-04 - I'm back!
2005-04-01 - Marion the Librarian
2005-03-28 - It's Alive!
2005-03-21 - St. Patrick's Day
2005-03-18 - Weird George
2005-03-10 - “Watch this shit!”
2005-03-08 - Soy intoxicado; Usted es atractiva
2005-03-04 - PiousStacey
2005-03-02 - Prez Stories II: So you’re getting married, Part One
2005-03-01 - Frankly Scarlett…
2005-02-25 - Down with the Sickness
2005-02-22 - Quick Hitters
2005-02-18 - The Dirty, Dirty Whore
2005-02-16 - Riot at the DMV
2005-02-15 - Skidmarks, Cupid and Cleavage
2005-02-14 - Little Homos in Tuxedos
2005-02-11 - Wanted: Female Ph Ds
2005-02-10 - The Prez Stories I: The Witches of Southwick
2005-02-07 - I think the Mexicans are fucking with me
2005-02-04 - Saturday Night’s Alright for Fightin’
2005-02-03 - Aftermath
2005-02-02 - The Night the Music Died
2005-02-01 - Soy el Perdedor
2005-01-31 - Really Sets the Mood, Doesn’t It?
2005-01-30 - A Gentleman and a Scholar
2005-01-28 - Is That a Leopard in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
2005-01-27 - Fortune Cookies, Drunken Hookups and Some Guy Named Jurgen
2005-01-25 - Expedia Can Go Fuck Itself
2005-01-24 - Glossary
2005-01-19 - Chili, Giant Hamburgers and Sexual Deviants
2005-01-18 - I Fought the Law and the Law Laughed
2005-01-17 - Weekend Warrior
2005-01-13 - Maybe Those Islamic Extremists Have a Point
2005-01-12 - Memo to South Jersey
2005-01-07 - Nippularly Delicious
2005-01-05 - Holiday Recap
2004-12-23 - The Infamous Blue Star Night
2004-12-23 - When You Wish Upon a Star
2004-12-22 - The Best of DrBigBeef
2004-12-21 - American Wedding
2004-12-20 - Word of My Pimpitude Travels Fast
2004-12-15 - Missed Opportunities
2004-12-14 - Guys' Night Out
2004-12-13 - Downtown Canada
2004-12-10 - Charity Case
2004-12-09 - The Hired Gun
2004-12-06 - Ghetto Fabulous
2004-12-03 - The Ballad of the One Eared Girl
2004-12-02 - How to Dispense with the Anti-Christ and Other Children’s Tales
2004-12-01 - Vending Machine Horrors
2004-11-29 - I'm sleepy and its not from the tryptophan
2004-11-24 - Insolent Shellfish
2004-11-22 - A Statistical Analysis
2004-11-19 - Short Hung-Over Entry
2004-11-18 - Fartlett's Quotations
2004-11-17 - Weekend in South Jesus
2004-11-16 - DrBigBeef Gets a Piercing
2004-11-10 - Apparently I'm Bad at Math
2004-11-09 - TA Stories
2004-11-08 - A Quest for Sausages
2004-11-05 - DrBigBeef the Anti-Pimp
2004-11-04 - Halloween
2004-11-02 - Drinking on the job
2004-10-26 - Bagging Two Peaks
2004-10-21 - The Alma Mater State University
2004-10-19 - The Big Easy
2004-10-18 - The Weinermobile and Teats
2004-10-15 - A typical Saturday night
2004-10-14 - Be gentle...