2009-04-07 - 4:37 p.m.
This weekend was my annual party where we celebrate me not dying.
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I won’t give you a play by play, but will give you highlights.
CallGirl and her douchie fiancée didn’t come. Her best friend was having a birthday dinner that night. She was disappointed she couldn’t come, but promises to make it up to me later. Nice. DancingGirl also did not come because she just had knee surgery and isn’t terribly mobile. TequilaGirl was there and brought her boyfriend.
NYCHo came down from Brooklyn. That was huge. I hadn’t seen her in a couple of years. She was actually present for the incident that was the reason for the party, so that was good too.
A number of people that I hadn’t seen in awhile were there, including Pippi. She looked good. More on her in a bit.
Sacco’s girlfriend’s former roommate lives somewhere in my building. I thought she lived right next door to me, but apparently she lives across the hall. She came over for a bit. I also met my next door neighbor who seems like a good dude and came to drink with us.
TheLiberal showed up with a bottle of that double express0 v0dka which immediately went into the freezer. UrinalCake and his swinger girlfriend (Navy) brought a bottle of really good citrus liqu0r from Sp@in, which also went in the freezer. Both of these bottles came back out for shots. So many shots.
After many shots, Pippi made it pretty clear that she wanted to have sex with me. Since Hilary was around, she backed off, but continued to get ripped in half drunk. She managed to puke, then pass out while sitting on the toilet. I had send Golfer in to pull up her drawers and send her to pass out in my bed (no perverts, I didn’t molest her later – it’s no fun if they are too drunk to fight back – rimshot!).
For reasons that escape me, the girls started doing yoga on my living room floor. This was funny enough by itself, but Sacco’s girlfriend was wearing a skirt and gave everyone quite the upskirt show. I thought Navy was going to rape her right there on my floor.
Good times.
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So I know awhile back I talked about a new project/web site. That died pretty quickly. However, I have a new thing I’m considering doing. Unlike the other thing, this might actually happen, in that it is already written, it just needs a little cleaning up.
It’s a novel, that I may publish in serial form on a blog. It’s humor/suspense in nature that I wrote a couple of years ago. It’s not finished yet (but I have 150 pages written) and I’m trying to determine if I should resurrect it to try to shop around to publishers.
However, I may need some convincing. Email me if you would read this project. As always hot pictures of yourself (if you are female) are a bonus.
Behave,
DBB
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