2009-03-10 - 4:23 p.m.
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Do yourself a favor; google McG@ngB@ng (replacing the @ with a’s).
That slays me, but I tell you that, to tell you this.
On Friday night I was at UrinalCake’s girlfriend’s birthday party. For purpose of review, that couple makes no secret about the fact that they are swingers. That night they were telling people about the prostitutes they shared while recently in Amsterdam and how they smuggled hash across the border in her hoo-haw. Super, thanks for sharing. Anyway, I was discussing the McG@ngB@ng with Arnie and she chimes in with “Ooh, a g@ngb@ng? I wanna participate, especially if DBB is involved.” Not the first time she has propositioned me.
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I’m only playing on one basketball team this winter (co-ed alumni league). There’s waaay too many people on the team (like 15) so playing time is not ideal, but we are doing really well. We’re 6-1 on the year and I think we can make a strong run into the playoffs. We don’t have any outstanding basketball players but have a ton of sick athletes which is enough to win at this level.
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I had drinks with CallGirl last night. I hadn’t seen her since right after New Years. I think there are probably several reasons for this.
1) She is much busier with her job now than she was in her last job, so she just generally goes out less.
2) I tend not to invite her to weekend activities because I know that Hilary isn’t a big fan of hers.
However, she knows where to find me (happy hour) every Thursday and she doesn’t come. Combine that with she definitely behaved differently around me after I started dating Hilary and I mainly put the blame on her. Whatever. We both said we miss hanging out with each other and promised to make more of an effort, but I don’t see us hanging out much more.
I also hadn’t seen her since she has been engaged. Her ring is nubs. It’s like a vintage pearl thing that just screams “My fiancée doesn’t make any money.”
The only really funny thing was she told me that she read a book that espoused a theory that men who are attracted to @sian women are actually gay. Apparently an attraction to stereotypically small breasts is a signal of homosexuality. I said, “So does that mean that TheLamp is gay*?” I crack myself up.
Behave,
DBB
drbigbeef@yahoo.com
*CallGirl has smallish B cups. Nice, but small.
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