2009-02-24 - 10:54 p.m.
Odds and Ends. But Mostly Odds…
I’m in College Station, Texas at the moment. I’m here for work. And my co-worker that is supposed to be with me has the flu so he’s not here. I was pretty sure I was going to hate it here and get beat up for making fun of rednecks. Oh, I hate it here, but so far people have been pretty cool. Well, not cool, but substantially less douchy than I thought.
The town of College Station b@nned sm0king last month. That might be the most shocking thing I have ever heard. You could tell me that Barack Obama robbed the grave of Abe Lincoln and fucked him in the bullet hole and I would be less shocked than I was about this discovery.
I found a b@r with over 70 beers on tap. This also shocked me. I am looking forward to $2 pint night there on Thursday.
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A few other random tidbits from recently:
Hilary mentioned that it bothers her than DancingGirl gets so touchy. This only bothers me because when I first introduced her to my friends I thought she really wouldn’t like CallGirl (for obvious reasons), CapeCod (because she’s weirdly protective of me) and DancingGirl (because she wants to bang me and doesn’t really make a secret of it). But she liked all them, except for CallGirl.
My basketball team is doing really well this year. We’re 5-1 and ranked #4 in the league (out of 32 teams). The one game we lost, we shouldn’t have. I’m a little frustrated with my amount of playing time but it’s a fun group.
Lobster had a big party last weekend. This girl that I met like 3 years ago was there. She remembered me and made it pretty clear that she wanted to bang me. Unfortunately, Hilary was at the party. Bummer.
I’m drunk, so I’m going to go masturbate and then go to bed.
Behave,
DBB
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